For those who read my recent blog/analysis about Heathers, you’d guess that I’m on a Winona Ryder kick. And I totally am. She’s a fascinating specimen, that Winona Ryder.

Ryding on Torrents

After Heathers, it was Edward Scissorhands for me but it wasn’t the first time I saw it so I can’t write out my initial reaction.

Just two days ago, I watched Mermaids via a torrent service that was loaded up the @$$ with ads. I’m not sure I watched the complete version. It’s almost like the ads themselves were playing during actual scenes. I could be wrong, and I hope I am.

Then again, if you torrent a movie on the Internet, you deserve all the inconveniences it can afford you. (You f*ckin’ cheapskate)

But the ads themselves only compounded what was already an odd viewing experience for me, the Psycho Lord Corey Toomey.

Corey Toomey, giving a psychotic grin.


First of all, Mermaids isn’t actually about mermaids. The only relevance I found with the title was the main character’s sister was an avid swimmer and her mother dressed up as a mermaid for a New Year’s Eve party.

There could be some symbolism that I’m missing. I could Google it and find my answer on Quora, but it wouldn’t change the fact that said symoblism was lost on me.

But if you’re expecting a happy-go-lucky comedy about mythical sea creatures, you’ll be disappointed.

A mermaid with a golden tail.
Photo by Victoria Borodinova on

So It’s…Not About Mermaids?

The movie is about Winona as a devout 15-year old Catholic and her mother (Cher) who is…kind of the opposite. Cher is a freewheeling wanderer that is mentally stuck in her early 20s.

The dynamic between her and her daughter is the movie’s stongest point. A common movie cliche is the clash between a rebellious, anything-goes teenager and their strict, authoritarian parents.

Mermaids takes that cliche and reverses it. It’s a deconstruction that is quite refreshing. The 15 year-old daughter is actually the strict parent in the relationship we see on screen.

Well, kind of.

You see, Charlotte (Winona) is going through puberty and her libido is going nuts. She’s starting to feel that ungodly urge to procreate.

She wants to have a kid with a guy 11 years older than her (!!!).

A pregnant woman under the night sky.
Photo by Ilzy Sousa on

Wait, What?

To add insult to injury, Charlotte thinks simply kissing a dude will get her knocked up (because hey, God snapped his fingers and made the Virgin Mary pregnant).

The movie spends quite a bit of time belaboring her child-like ignorance on the subject. The structure of the whole story isn’t the best, but it still makes for an interesting trip. The premise is enticing, albeit maddening.

Sins of the Mother

Cher’s character, a sexually-liberal single mother, essentially forces her two daughters to move around the country with her on a whim.

Charlotte and her sister never settle anywhere to plant their roots because, well, their mother can’t seem to find the right man. So she goes from one town to the other in hopes of reversing her fortunes. Or she simply runs away from commitment because she’s afraid of it.

Bob Hoskins’ character shows up as the father figure for her two daughters. Cher briefly resisted the much-needed guidance and family structure that they needed. Cher made foolish, reckless decisions and her daughters were the ones that paid her price.

A woman with mascara and a sweaty face.
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Geez, Winona…

Watching Mermaids in the 21st century might make you writhe for how it glosses over uncomfortable subject matter. It actually frames single motherhood and pedophilia as bubbly comedy fodder.

This harkens back to Heathers where the issue of suicide was displayed in all its whimsical “glory.” I guess Winona just has a knack for giving us a palatable spin on otherwise dark subjects.

If a 15 year-old lusting after a 26 year-old guy makes you uncomfortable, then that was probably the point. Charlotte took after her mother. Daughters will take after their mothers. Kids will follow our examples, even if it’s to their own detriment.

Like Mother, Like Daughter

Every decision we make will impact them, for better or worse. When they’re young, they don’t have the power to decide their traits for themselves. We owe it to them to be diligent.

A father walking his daughter along the beach.
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Does it make you uncomfortable because a 15 year-old girl isn’t supposed to chase a dude 11 years her senior? Well, I got a suprise for you, pal: it happens.

It happens when girls don’t have a father figure to show her the way and keep her in check. Charlotte sadly never knew her father. Her mother wasn’t mature enough to establish commitment in the first place.

Mermaids was, well…

I’m not sure I can call Mermaids one of my favorites because the direction is not exactly on point. As I said, some of the symbolism with the mermaids wasn’t made clear.

The relationship between Charlotte and the 26 year-old dude wasn’t given an appropriate conclusion.

In the real-world, a relationship like that carries serious consequences and I don’t think it displayed that here. Characters need to suffer the repercussions of their stupid choices so that we, the audience, can learn from them and apply it to our own lives.

I’m not in the business of giving this movie a rating. I will say, though, that Mermaids holds the distinction of being one of the most unusual, unorthodox comedies ever created.

One thought on “Mermaids: Taking Unorthodoxy to New Depths

  1. Hello Corey, I saw that movie a very long time ago and can’t remember much about it, but I didn’t buy the DVD which I always do if I really love a movie. I take your point about situations not properly worked out; it’s very annoying in a book with a great premise which collapses at some stage.

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